PANSEXUAL
{ PRIDE }
TRANSGENDER
{ PRIDE }
TEAM LAFAYETTE
{ True Blood }
JIM HENSON FAN
{ WANT MUPPETS! }
JOKER FAN
{ HA HA HA! }
DEADPOOL FAN
{ MUTANT & PROUD }
BATMAN
{ DC Universe }
AVATAR
{ WATERBENDER }
THE SCARF OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
{ Team StarKid }
SLYTHERIN
{ POTTERMORE SORTED }
My name is Tristan. I'm 20, male, and secretly a Viking-(just add coffee). I am trying to navigate this Earth with the most beautiful girl in the world by my side and my own cunning. (Oh dear.) I am proud of my German/Norse ancestry but I do check my white boy privilege. I would like a Time Machine and a Starbucks Card for the Holidays/Birthday/Sacrifice.

18th April 2014

Post reblogged from But I knew him; with 1,483 notes

killerkhaleesi:

[busts down your front door]

SPACE

[cartwheels down your hallway]

THE FINAL FRONTIER

[sambas into your bedroom]

THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE

[pulls your mattress off your bed]

ITS FIVE YEAR MISSION

[leaps through your ceiling]

TO EXPLORE STRANGE NEW WORLDS

[rips up the sidewalk outside]

TO SEEK OUT NEW LIFE FORMS AND NEW CIVILIZATIONS

[rips off dress]

TO BOLDLY GO

[whispers in your ear]

WHERE NO ONE HAS GONE BEFORE

Source: killerkhaleesi

18th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Ruined Childhood with 184,779 notes

18th April 2014

Photo reblogged from pizza ✌ with 89,606 notes

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

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18th April 2014

Photo reblogged from A "Grown Up" Geek Girl with 404 notes

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18th April 2014

Panorama reblogged from 最大限に生活 with 307,676 notes

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18th April 2014

Photo reblogged from lesbians with 581 notes

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18th April 2014

Post reblogged from professional booty clapper with 21,627 notes

lindsaylohoean:

me when someone keeps making jokes about something that im really passionate about

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18th April 2014

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chodeboy:

when ur jerkin it

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after u jerk it 

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18th April 2014

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18th April 2014

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lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta